chode

When a penis is wider than it is long.
Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.
by billy joel August 01, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.
Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!
by Billy Joel March 19, 2005
mugGet the cooch spidermug.