Definitions by billy bats

Promise 

It is a pinky-swear that one makes in one's heart, but often unravels.

Siera: I promise to not make fun of you if you tell me the truth.

Siera's Friend: Okay, the truth is that I've given blowjobs to over 100 guys.

Siera: Really?!? You are such a skank.

(Siera's Friend shakes head)

Promise by Billy Bats October 16, 2013

razor blade shit 

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

razor blade shit by billy bats June 11, 2006