bill n ted's definitions

Encrotchment

The act of accidentally smashing your crotch by getting to ahead of yourself

I was so excited that i jumped on the swing too fast and sat on my testicles receiving encrotchment

by bill n ted July 11, 2012

grundfuttock

large groups of naked angry dwarves weilding oddly shaped hammers wearing cock rings

"Bill just got bum rushed by this crazy grundfuttock in the quad."

by Bill n Ted September 20, 2005