Definitions by bill mesich

aids

also known as "gay cooties"

my friend alex liked shooting up with used needles until he got the aids

aids by Bill Mesich September 20, 2012

anal sex 

how you know your girl truly loves you

the only true form of "safe" sex

how to get into any American fraternity

that bitch Kristina wouldn't give me anal sex, so I dumped her ass

damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex

make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema

anal sex by bill mesich January 19, 2007

ass cleavage 

what some girls with a big ass have, especially when their shirt is too short and their pants are too tight

many men find this extremely attractive

damn did you see kristina's ass on christmas? it was flat but you could see under her shirt and there was like, this chasm. where did it come from?

yeah I know man, that was some serious ass cleavage! I wish I could meet her ass in person

ass cleavage by bill mesich January 19, 2007