Definitions by bigjimdx
battletech
Originating around about 1984, Battletech is a game set between 28th and the 32nd centuries (depending on what era you choose to set your battle in) pitting interstellar powers against each other. The main weapon of choice is the Battlemech: a 6 story tall walking tank ranging in weight from 20 to 100 tons that carry varrying weapons loadouts depending on the mission at hand. Battlemechs come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are built for speed, while others are built for firepower or a combination of both. There are also an assortment of tanks, support vehicles, artillery pieces, battle armor infantry and a myriad of other units that can be used to play as well. At first the game was played by moving pewter mechs (some of the really old ones are made of lead) on a map with the objective of destroying your enemy. Battletech expanded to the Mechwarrior RPG, the Mechwarrior PC and console gaming series, the now-defunct Battletech Collectable Card Game, and the more recent Mechwarrior: The Dark Age, which is similar in concept to Marvel Heroclix.
"I was playin Battletech over at Clint's the other day, and I blew the head off his Atlas with one of my Thunder Hawk's Gauss Rifles. He wasn't very happy, lol."
battletech by bigjimdx September 16, 2005
Thunder Hawk
"Equipped with 3 Gauss Rifles, the Thunder Hawk can deliver apocalyptic long-range firepower, often times destroying its targets before they get into weapons range."
Thunder Hawk by bigjimdx September 10, 2005
rectal rummager
One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
rectal rummager by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
scrotum soldier
"I wouldn't bend over in front of him. That guy is a real scrotum soldier, and he might see your butt as his next tour of duty."
scrotum soldier by bigjimdx May 15, 2005
anal annihilator
Yet another original term made by myself to describe a male homosexual. Unlike the scrotum soldier and the penile perpetrator, the anal annihilator enjoys very rough buttsex, completely destroying the anus of the receiver.
"See that guy there? I've heard that the turdburglars won't even go near him. He's supposed to be an anal annihilator."
anal annihilator by bigjimdx May 15, 2005
poopsocker
In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.
"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"
poopsocker by bigjimdx May 15, 2005