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New York Rangers

Probably the worst team in New York and will be for a long time. People that are ranger fans are usually stupid fucks with no class and are often guidos. Yea sure they beat the islanders 6 times but hey look who had the better record and made the playoffs, besides thats the past and thats what ranger fans do.......live in the past.
Bill: rangers won the cup in 94 ! the islanders won it like 23 years ago.
Tim: yea so what that will be the last one they will win for a while i dont live in the past.
by big tim February 3, 2005
mugGet the New York Rangersmug.

guido

Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.
That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.

Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.

That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me
by big tim February 3, 2005
mugGet the guidomug.

muscle car

Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.

Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles

Fast stock.
There's no replacement for displacement.

Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"

How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point
by Big Tim July 9, 2004
mugGet the muscle carmug.

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