Definitions by big old boner

Tabasco Telephone 

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

Tabasco Telephone by big old boner November 11, 2009

Texas chili bone 

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.

Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.

Texas chili bone by big old boner November 10, 2009