big king kong boss dog's definitions
An endangered wild animal known to inhabit the pockets of south oval. This species, whilst not particularly agile or fast, uses its ability to menace to find scraps and consume as many crumbs as possible. The 'Tip Rat' is also known to engage in sexual activities with underage intoxicated humans. Furthermore, the 'tip rat' is a feral, wild creature which should be approached with caution at all times. Hailing from old southern money in Brighton, the tip rat is known to justify its existence with a "mandate from the people" - little does it realise that it is indeed the bottom feeder of any ecosystem.
"Don't be such a tip rat"
"There are some disgusting creatures out there, but none are worse than the tip rat"
"There are some disgusting creatures out there, but none are worse than the tip rat"
by big king kong boss dog October 30, 2013
Get the Tip Ratmug.