big jon cannon's definitions

mouse

an act of female masturbation

i had a real good mouse last night

by big jon cannon January 19, 2005

enus

a little wiener who gets in your space and smiles way too much.

i punched that enus in the nads for trying to hug me.

by big jon cannon January 17, 2005

epispasm

I often use the word 'epispasm' to describe someone chucking a violent spazz but have found it actually means a reverse circumcision. Back in the old days some hatless men would undergo an operation to restore the foreskin for religious or cultural reasons.

The ancient jew who wanted to go nude at the Greek baths chucked an epispasm when the doc performed an epispasm on his weiner.

by big jon cannon September 9, 2010