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Randal Kolo Muani 

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth
Randal Kolo Muani by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Triple Crown 

the triple crown is a trophy in the six nations that only the 4 home nations of the tournament can win (england, ireland, scotland, wales) the most recent winners were ireland who won it in 2023 after beating england in dublin to win it back to back after their triumph in 2022 this time against scotland. scotland are the only home nation to not have lifted the triple crown but they have come close especially in 2023 when they beat wales and england but they just could not get the job done against ireland
Ireland have won the Triple Crown after a win against scotland in dublin
Triple Crown by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa 

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1
the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right

Rugby World Cup 

a international rugby union competition which takes place every 4 years between some of the worlds best rugby union teams. the most notable teams are south africa and new zealand who have both won the competition 3 times with south africa winning the tournament against england 32-12 in japan
what are your plans today mate
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this
Rugby World Cup by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

Sunday Football 

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem
sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet
Sunday Football by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

igglepiggle 

a cartoon character to kids but a true brxit geeza in the adult culture. he is often shagging his missus upsy bitch daisy or hanging out with makka pakka slappa near his dope ass cave. this man also has been in fights with the teletubbies flooring them all and he is a true lad hanging out at the boozer
igglepiggle you fucking naughty boy
igglepiggle by big fat tubby March 11, 2023

Roblox football ultras 

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete