big black bum destroyer's definitions

EVA

Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.

"i got aids from this girl the other night"
"OH she must be an Eva"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

LACHLAN GILL

Lachlan Gill from marist college ashgrove, hello,
tis i your kitten

i hope all is well
i miss you shnookums
i wanted to inform you that my heart is very big for you

Lachlan gill is my future husband

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025