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LACHLAN GILL 

Lachlan Gill from marist college ashgrove, hello,
tis i your kitten

i hope all is well
i miss you shnookums
i wanted to inform you that my heart is very big for you
Lachlan gill is my future husband

Max melting 

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"
Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
"i got aids from this girl the other night"
"OH she must be an Eva"
EVA by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025