4 definitions by big biff and the chubbs

dingus

One who stretches every morning in hopes of sucking his own dick.

1. That dingus went to the ER after drinking a six-pack of O'Doules.
2. That mongloid is such a Dingus Khan.

by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005

muffalo

More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.

That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!

by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005

lazy h

So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.

So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.

by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005

spadge

A sentimental ejaculation, often accompanied by "I love you."

1) "Wiat for me to spadge. It'll be worth it."

2) See the Pamela and Tommy Lee video.

by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005