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Definitions by biffy the olive monster

Olive Garden 

Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!
John: Let's go to Olive Garden!!!

Jane: No fucking way.