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John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

Commishing

"Commishing" is a mysterious act with no clear definition. Some say it refers to murder, others say it's masturbation. Ultimately, it's a mystery...

Me: Ok, I am going to go and Commish now
George R. R. Martin: What is Commishing????
Me: idk

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 3, 2022

Amongus

Sus

Me : I love to play AMongus
THem: Sus??>?

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real January 26, 2023

Tringing

Slang term for masturbation.

Person: "I'm BORED, I'm gonna start tringing."

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023