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Definitions by bendy

cannonballing 

When a man farts while sitting on a nonporous (usually leather) seat and the gas expanding from his anus rapidly pushes his nuts forward, approximating the behavior of a pneumatic piston or cannon. Frequently catalyzed by the presence of tight pants and/or sweaty ass/thighs.
Dude, it was so hot this morning I was cannonballing all the way to work in the old Caddy. Gotta get me some cloth seats, or stop eating fuckin' breakfast burritos.
cannonballing by Bendy May 22, 2006

chinglish 

someone of mixed english/chinese origin
If your mum is english and your dad is Chinese then youmust be chinglish
chinglish by bendy September 3, 2003