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maddox.xmission.com

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

pr0nographic magazine

A porno, internet style.

I bought some pr0no on teh weekend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Dragonball Z

An anime shown on cartoon network a million times a week, with the whole series repeated 5 times before the news episodes come to rise. Still watched by millions of patient idiots. Dragon Ball Z is infamous for its 30-episode battle scenes. That's 15 hours of pure crap you need to watch to see the conclusion (which is always just the bad guy get exploded, and then a new enemy coming out of nowhere who is stronger for some reason)

Dragon Ball (the prequel series to DBZ) is no better. It was made in the 80's, and has a sad story line with no proper battles scenes or action. It is based around Goku, trying to find the Dragon Testicles for some reason. The main supporting character is Bulma, a slut with fake boobs who wants to use the Dragon Balls to get fucked. As for Oolong, the horny little hog, his purpose for the series is to annoy you with his bullshit voice and repetitive non-funny jokes.

Dragon Ball GT is supposedly much better. I haven't watched any of it, and I plan not to.

I watched 29 eps of Dragon Ball Z to see what happens to Frieza, and kicked my TV in when I found out what happened.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Cartoon Network

The wankholes who ruined:

»Dragon Ball Z
»Dexter's Laboratory
»Everything

Cartoon Network likes its tittyless momma.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003