bastardized bottomburp's definitions

baybe

what azn females call themselves in their MSN Display Names.

(*)(&)LiDDle AzN BaYBe(L)(r)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

adsl

the most blissful internet connection out there.

Telstra ADSL kicks anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Get loud mother fux0r

'Getting loud' is what you should be doin' when Obie Trice gets on the mic, you mother fux0r.

Shady records til I sleep, mother fux0r!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003