Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

UberDictionary.com 

Truly a well meaning way of explaining this website.

Well this website UrbanDictionary.com, or as we call it: UberDictionary.com, is well known for slang, lingo and wrongs.

UberDictionary.com by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

jai z 

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

jai z by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

SMSer 

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

SMSer by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Life 

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

Life by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

up shit creek

1) To be in deep trouble with no solution, also called 'up shit creek with no paddle'
2) To be up to your arms in a flowing river of faeces and mucus.

up shit creek by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

Jaques Strap 

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

Jaques Strap by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

Gothic 

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

Gothic by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003