Definitions by basement eater#87

fricky's funeral 

A project who someone with a dumb name has been working on for an estimated 208+ days as of writing this.

person 1: how long has Malachi even worked on Fricky's funeral for?
person 2: I have no clue, but it'll probably be longer than the wait for Half-Life 3

fricky's funeral by basement eater#87 July 1, 2022

my trains 

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

my trains by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021

Sususs Amongus 

Sususs Amongus was a roman emperor from AD 375 to 392.

Teacher: Hello class, today we will learn about Sususs Amongus .
awesome

Sususs Amongus by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021

itchy sphera effect

when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)

person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"

person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"

itchy sphera effect by basement eater#87 November 24, 2020

bussy flaps

male buttcheeks

person 1: can I see dem bussy flaps?
person 2: sure bro, they're pretty round

bussy flaps by basement eater#87 November 12, 2020