barry bouffante's definitions

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

ket fiend

somebody that is too partial to ketamine consumption

that jay lad is one bad ket fiend. he even takes it just to sleep!

by barry bouffante December 2, 2004

jarg

fake,unauthentic, shit, not very good. heavily popularised during the early-mid nineties in the liverpool and surrounding areas

your coat is jarg. you must have got that off the market.

by barry bouffante December 7, 2004