Definitions by barbiehorror
Fogie as Fuck
When someone acts years older than they actually are,but you find it endearing and a little sexually arousing.
Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.
Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.
Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.
Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.
Fogie as Fuck by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
Bágel
A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.
Bágel by barbiehorror July 26, 2016