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Body Clap 

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
Body Clap by barbiehorror August 5, 2016
A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.
"I want you to butter my bágel"
"Fill my bágel"
"When Suzanne sat down I saw her bágel!"
Bágel by barbiehorror July 26, 2016