100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.
100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies
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Artzhole

Artzhole is very unhappy with the definition above.
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Battery Acid

Industrial Acid for the environment to be screwed as sh!t.
Battery Acid is the next bleach and tie pods challenge.
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Amber Alert

Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.
1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
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Obama

1.1st Black President

Obamium
2.A meme of Obama
Why is Obama funny? I'm serious, it's not.
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Sterilized

To become no longer able to make babies.
Karen got Sterilized for not wearing a mask.
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Honey

1.The stuff used on Orange Chicken (Asian version)
2.Product of bees, especially made by bees in their hives
1)Honey is the main ingredient for Orange Chicken's taste
2)Honey is created by bees
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