badmothakazzazzler's definitions

kazzazzle

The act of "shaking the snakey" or "the ol' in-n-out" with out actualy going in. In short, Jacking off. Kazzazzling normally occurs between the ages of 12-16, but can continue up all the way to 93.

Griffen kazzazzled in the bathroom last year.

While watching Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's "The Tooth Fairy", Erik "combusted" and kazzazzled all over the theater.

"Clayton, what are you doing in there?
Just kazzazzling, mom!
Oh-Lemme help you with that."

"Go kazzazzle yourself with your rads, Mrs Stretch. We want Dances!!!"

by badmothakazzazzler May 6, 2010