552 definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 29, 2003

SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 19, 2003

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 28, 2003

Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 24, 2003

hoy

A word muttered after being contradicted, or after someone says something they think is right/cool, but isn't.

<CheeseWad> Yuo fagit
<LavatoryMaster> Hoy..

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 29, 2003

sex0r

1. Sex
2. Sexy
3. To have sex

1. I like to sex0r sluts out in the hen-house.
2. She is teh sex0rs!
3. So, you want sex0rs, eh?

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 11, 2003

The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 24, 2003