baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

Gossip Folks

Pretty good song. Coincidently, I am listening to it now. Rapped by Missy Elliot and Ludacris.

No one gave a sheet.

by bastardized bottomburp May 16, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

Star Wars

A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.

"Star Wars! Haaa, ya looked! What a chump!"

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003