baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

tekken

Actually not a bad game, but still rather easy to beat. Got some cool characters (True Ogre, Hwoarang etc.) 2-player is better than Arcade mode.

Not the greatest fighting game ever.

Tekken 4 is crap (few characters, slow-movement, just Tekken 3 with different costumes and 2 or 3 new characters), Tekken Tag Tournament is the best Tekken.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 18, 2003