turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 01, 2005

cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 01, 2005

seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005