Definitions by autistic golf ball

Dwarf Labor

Kidnapping midgets and forcing them to remove your dingleberrys daily, and making them throw water baloons filled with poop at old people in a retirement home

midget: i hate dwarf labor

Dave: shut up chuck and remove these dingleberrys from my ass!

Dwarf Labor by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Watermelon Run 

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

Watermelon Run by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010