Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

by Austin42g April 1, 2010

heavens to betsy

when you are frustrated with something and you cry out
"HEAVENS TO BETSY"

"Heavens to betsy" i got ready for nothing

Theyre taking way to long for some fries..."Heavens to betsy"

by austin42g April 15, 2009

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up

I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

by Austin42g August 15, 2010