Urban Dictionary: Definitions by austin42g

Wake and Cake

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up

I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning

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A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

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When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

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when you are frustrated with something and you cry out
"HEAVENS TO BETSY"

"Heavens to betsy" i got ready for nothing

Theyre taking way to long for some fries..."Heavens to betsy"

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