Definitions by austin holl.
Barbarian Bloody Mary
When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.
Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary
Barbarian Bloody Mary by austin holl. November 24, 2006
Philly Cheesesteak
When one pours that nacho cheese shit into a woman's anus, shoves bread in afterwards, and stabs her buttcheek to add ketchup. And then procedes to have sex with her cheesy, bloody, bread filled anus.
Philly Cheesesteak by austin holl. November 21, 2006