ass butt

When someone is being ornery while also being stupid...
"Oh yeah! Prove it ass butt. Come raid skinner's house with us." -Jimbo Jones
by ass butt August 27, 2003
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blanket party

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.
by ass butt August 27, 2003
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Cumtact

When you cum in a girls eyes so a film of cum resembling a contact is left on her eyeball
Girl 1: did he cum in your eyes?
Girl 2: yeah, I couldn't see for a couple hours because the cumtact was too thick
by Ass butt May 02, 2013
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fuck me dead red

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.
The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.
by ass butt August 27, 2003
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