Definitions by ass butt

Cumtact 

When you cum in a girls eyes so a film of cum resembling a contact is left on her eyeball

Girl 1: did he cum in your eyes?
Girl 2: yeah, I couldn't see for a couple hours because the cumtact was too thick

Cumtact by Ass butt May 2, 2013

ass butt 

When someone is being ornery while also being stupid...

"Oh yeah! Prove it ass butt. Come raid skinner's house with us." -Jimbo Jones

ass butt by ass butt August 27, 2003

blanket party 

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.

Full Metal Jacket

blanket party by ass butt August 27, 2003

fuck me dead red 

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

fuck me dead red by ass butt August 27, 2003