1 definition by antoinejefferson
Woodcliff Lake is a town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. It is famous for having a plethora of rich kids. Think of Woodcliff Lake as a suburban version of Gossip Girl. From an early age (7th grade on) children spend their time at lavish bar/bat mitzvahs. Jewish kids spend their time during the summer at various camps while the non-jewish rich kids spend them doing whatever they please.
High School is spent at Pascack Hills. This is where Woodcliff Lakers are forced to mix with poor Montvalians. Many Montvalians resent Woodcliff Lakers for being richer than they are. Woodcliff Lake is where almost 100% of the smart, rich kids come from and the Montvalians know it.
High School is filled with parties. Many rich kids parents leave for a while leaving their McMansions unattended creating the perfect opportunity for a party. Most Lakers spend their vacations in various places all over the United States and abroad. Summer Camp for the Jews and Teen Tours tend to become popular during the early high school years. High School kids also bring their cars to school. You will see an abundance of cars from Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, and Acura. Lexuses and BMWs are by far the most popular. Any other crappy car in the lot will most likely be owned by a student from Montvale.
Demographics: Rich Jews, Rich Asians, Rich Whites. Poor others.
High School is spent at Pascack Hills. This is where Woodcliff Lakers are forced to mix with poor Montvalians. Many Montvalians resent Woodcliff Lakers for being richer than they are. Woodcliff Lake is where almost 100% of the smart, rich kids come from and the Montvalians know it.
High School is filled with parties. Many rich kids parents leave for a while leaving their McMansions unattended creating the perfect opportunity for a party. Most Lakers spend their vacations in various places all over the United States and abroad. Summer Camp for the Jews and Teen Tours tend to become popular during the early high school years. High School kids also bring their cars to school. You will see an abundance of cars from Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, and Acura. Lexuses and BMWs are by far the most popular. Any other crappy car in the lot will most likely be owned by a student from Montvale.
Demographics: Rich Jews, Rich Asians, Rich Whites. Poor others.
Montvalian: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
Laker: We're vacationing in Europe then coming back to spend time at the beach house. Then back to Woodcliff Lake. What about you?
Montvalian: Nothing.
Laker: We're vacationing in Europe then coming back to spend time at the beach house. Then back to Woodcliff Lake. What about you?
Montvalian: Nothing.
by antoinejefferson July 20, 2011