Turtacuman

The result of a male turtle mating with a female human whilst eating a taco. Either parent can be eating the taco during sex, though it is most common for the female to eat it.
"My dads gonna be so pissed...its a Turtacuman...
by anonymouskittykittylicklick612 January 08, 2012
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