bearnecessities

a name used for a bear's balls when they are exceptionally large

Smokey the bear was popular with the females, mainly becase of his bearnecessities.

by anonymous ass March 27, 2003

eiffeltower

getting a boner in a public place

Hey Melvin, will you go up to the board and do #16 instead of me, i think I'm gettng an eiffeltower.

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

carrot cock

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.

Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003