carrot cock

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.

Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003