a cob-bee is an annoying ass bee that won't leave you alone when you are smokin ganja with your buddy in the forest.
stoner 1: dude pass the ganj.
stoner 2: god damn this fucking bee won't leave me alone!
stoner 1: go away cob-bee!
stoner 1 & 2: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
a cobby is a fairly organized, librarian type burnout. a cobby accepts the ways of the burnout not just as an enjoyable act, but as a life style. they live and literally breath it... and they hold it in for a few seconds before they blow it out. a cobby generally tries to be very clean, proper, and organized in their burnout ways, causing people to laugh at them very often. because of this fact, cobbys also tend to be lil bitches when something does not go how they think it should, but usually, another hit or shot will put them back to normal. their favorite sports include hangover golf, and drunken pin my dick in his ass. they are usually very shy, but using alcohol and marijuana as bait, they can easily be captured and held hostage for a ransom fee. depite all their flaws however, cobbys tend to be very enjoyable party buds, as long as they aren't little faggots.
"Yea I hung out with Bobby last night."
"Bobby? That cobby burnout?"
"Yea man. We got fuckin WASTED. But in the morning, he just looked at his watch and said, 'ah, shit' and left."
"Oh. He probably just had a golf tournament."
Derivative of the word 'cobby', a cob is an individual who shares the idiosyncratic characteristics of the cobby, however, to a lesser extent than the actual cobby himself. Cobs often specialize in one certain aspect of stereotypical cobby behavior. The main difference between a cob and the traditional cobby though, is that a cob is not necessarily a burnout, though often times they can and are percieved to be.
Person A: Dude, Les Stroud isn't a real survivor man!
Person B: Why not dude?
Person A: The fuckin guy has a survival crew 50 yards away from him that he can call whenever he wants! He prolly camps in a trailer inbetween sets and maunches down on burgers and pizza when the camera's off.
Person B: Dude... what a cob!