angelendoftimes's definitions

Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.

Shit worship is a sin.

by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023

orbituary

A break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you.

What do you call a break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you?

An orbituary.

by angelendoftimes June 15, 2023