4 definitions by andy ransom

a long streak of blond from essex(southend)usually living in spain always spotty and very ugly.hard to find employment that suits their limited talents so end up as receptionists doing word-puzzles
oh gemma you bizatch when you've done the washing up mop the bloody floors
by andy ransom August 5, 2004
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a long streak of uselessness typically from the Plymouth area known for perverse homosexual toilet meets and tractor racing with transexuals
oi!!! R.J. you streaky shit-stabber leave the boys alone and get back on your tractor
by andy ransom July 10, 2004
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a premature ejaculation that was implanted into a bisexual gorilla as part of a nazi experiment in the 50s.frozen in time then born in a test tube in the 80s there remain very few of these hermaphradites alive.easily spotted they are miniature humans with depraved gay tendencies
wow what a freak that dwarf is copping off with my neighbours dog,bet hes a proper oli
by andy ransom June 7, 2004
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a big ginger gaylord with a small penis and a girlfriend who fancies his boss
im taking Kat out tonight, oh i thought she´s got a a Teeniesweenery already ...probably a token ginger bender still in the closet though!!
by andy ransom November 8, 2018
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