alyssa n jaylene's definitions

bitch lips

a bitchy person with big lips.

"hey whats up?"
"shut up bitch lips"

by alyssa n jaylene May 1, 2008

Tuna Loaf

a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye

i love loafs bye,
tuna loaf was an invention

by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008

sliar

1. a slutty liar
2. a stupid liar

kaylee egeland is a sliar.
kenzy ferguson is a sliar.

by alyssa n jaylene April 27, 2008

lane walking

when u see ur friend lane walking down the halls of dairy kween

lane is loving my dairy kwen cakes fucked on the freezer shelf lane walking

by alyssa n jaylene October 22, 2008

lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

Lamb Sauce

a fucked up lamb chopped into three sheds, smothered in a thick sauce served for christmas dinner.

hey i fuckin love lamb sauce.
hey me too.
fuck my saucey eating.

by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008

shitty grain wheats

when ur ass deside is want a peef weat square from the rink. then u pop in one dolla dolla bill ya and out come the peat weef. MM GOOD NESS

i like eating peffy weats
SHITTY GRAIN WHEATS

by alyssa n jaylene March 27, 2009