hemorrhoid

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
by alisha November 29, 2002
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shorty

someone you have casual sex with
"your just my shorty, no feelings attached"
by alisha May 13, 2005
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