2 definitions by alchesay crow

when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.
Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
by alchesay crow March 5, 2008
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An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!
I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!
by alchesay crow March 8, 2008
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