Nap

to sleep for a random, yet large number of hours, while at the same time, unknowingly, misleading her friends into believing she's been dead, has disappeared or is secretly taking a poop, when in reality she is just bundled up, all cozy under her heating blanket and warm comforter, smiling and snorring her little head off

My friend took a very long nap and had me scared to the point of realeasing toxic waste in my pants

by ahhyessspink3l3phants! May 05, 2011