Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.
I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.
by aesirfan1963 November 08, 2019
A late-stage phase of niggarosity in which an individual of non-African descent is so overwhelmed by the desire to engage in the cultural choices, societal behaviors, and core conducts of African-Americans, that they subconsciously adopt such mannerisms, usually to the chagrin of true African-Americans, who tend to view such individuals as utter buffoons, and who are completely staggered by such behavior. There is no known cure.
Yo, J, see dat bitch ova there? Her tongue so hard foe' da bruthas, she do anythang ta git some o' dat dark meat. So what dat bitch did? She be tryin' to talk like da sistas, dress like da sistas, walk like da sistas, - everythang! Thang is, dat dumb bitch ain't made herself moe hot, instead, she so blacked out, ain't no self-respectin' brutha goin' fuck her wit' da POTUS' dick!
by aesirfan1963 November 05, 2017