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Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.

I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.

by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019

Liepologize

An act in which one will; 1) lie about apologizing; 2) lie while apologizing, or; 3) simultaneously do both. A highly disingenuous act that is usually relegated to the ranks of American politicians, it has recently crept into the actions/language of the common American citizen.

1) Dave hated Tim passionately, so he actually liepologized when he said that he was sorry for calling him a little twat.

2) Stacy sucked off Denise's boyfriend, but ended up feeling so bad about it, that she liepologized to her by saying that she was sorry, but didn't know he was her boyfriend.

3) After Mike was caught butt-fucking his girlfriend's sister, he liepologized to her by saying that he was sorry she was so hurt, since her sister was obviously getting reamed by some other man that looked exactly like him.

by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020