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Definitions by adultingpoorly

urinal caking

When someone is perpetually upset, or pissed, regardless of the situation.
Stop urinal caking, its your birthday and everyone is here to celebrate you.
urinal caking by adultingpoorly January 15, 2026

Corporate Kardashian

Corp. Kardashian is window dressing on a toxic coworker. On camera, they try to be perfect and say what leadership wants to hear. Off camera, they rarely practice what they preach and play the victim when called out.
Janice totally Corporate Kardashian'd our call today. She's never proactively partnered in her life.