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itchy peter 

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

itchy peter by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

Captain Correcto

Someone who is constantly correcting others. Specifically, Jason from the Walk of Shame Morning Show.

Captain Correcto! (dum-da-dummm)
Thanks a lot, Captain Correcto.

Captain Correcto by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

fake 

"Not" or "don't." The insertion of "fake" in a sentence reverses the meaning of the sentence. Can be used like "not" as in Wayne's World.

I fake remember that.
Yeah, that's a good idea...fake.

fake by abitbiz.com May 12, 2004