Lotus Kick

A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.

Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire in the town of Theendville.

Aloysius O'Hare found a way to sell air and become a zillionaire.

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

scoot-scoot

(verb)

a synonym for masturbation

I'm to go scoot-scoot in five minutes

by aardvark man May 11, 2018