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Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert 

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

Pullin' a Scoma

Dude: "Man, Snooky was asking a whole bunch of questions she already knew the answer to in class today."

Chick: "Ya, she was really pullin' a Scoma."