Definitions by aarav patel the monkey

unborn baby 

used to describe any person so retarded an unborn baby is more capable of doing tasks than them

pesron 1: how do this
person 2: are you an unborn baby

unborn baby by aarav patel the monkey October 9, 2024

wesley 

a hot shemale
says he has a 7 incher but he actually has a pussy and pulls all the guys
he will get molested every 3 seconds

wesley: i have a 7 incher
other guy: no you dont id smash u ngl

wesley by aarav patel the monkey February 20, 2024

khoi 

a retard who has autism down sydrome aspergers and dementia all at the same time
crushes on every single girl he sees but never pulls anyone and he never will

hardstuck iron 1 in valorant 0rr and has the mindest of an autistic disabled unborn baby

khoi: hehhahehawweahwehawheawe
friend: na fuck this kid bro he belongs in the mental institution

khoi by aarav patel the monkey August 14, 2023

harper 

the whitest kid youll ever meet and he pulls 30000000 bitches
has either a middle part and looks retarded or has any other haircut and looks hot asf

girl 1: yo did u see harper
girl 2: yea hes hot asf

harper by aarav patel the monkey July 27, 2023

dirty aarav 

the prime sex position where 10 big black oily thick men fist each other

they stuff their bbc into each others mouths

kfc muncher 1: yo wanna do a dirty aarav tonight
kfc muncher group: bet i want ur fist up my ass tonight

dirty aarav by aarav patel the monkey July 18, 2023

aarav 

the shortest kid in the school who runs around

he thinks he has rizz and tries to pull girls but he actually pulls guys
ugly as fuck
did i mention hes short
he likes big black oily men

guy 1: yo aarav u monkey get yo ass back in the cotton field
guy 2: id smash aarav ngl
woman: aarv is the goofiest person in school bruh

aarav by aarav patel the monkey July 16, 2023