aNoNymous's definitions
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
Get the food chainmug. The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 17, 2005
Get the Keeble Alertmug. Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.
by Anonymous March 25, 2005
Get the Tripodimug. Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
by anonymous September 20, 2004
Get the Madamassellemug. 
by anonymous August 31, 2004
Get the dobiomug.