aNoNymous's definitions

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

shoggoth

Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.

Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

mantian

derived from the word mant, which means illusory

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

JMU

James Madison University, the coolest fucking places ever
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred

JMU is heaven

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

case mod

Modifying a computer to make it look cool. Generally followed by the realization that computers don't make you cool. Plastic windows so you can see your electronics, neon lights, and loud fans.

John Tolliver has a case mod. He is such a flamer.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Infield Fly Rule

Somebody explain this

by Anonymous October 17, 2003