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Nompty: You are slightly
retarded
but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a
Irish
Accent. Could also
mean
your have a small penis
Pronounced: nom-
teh
"Your
a fuck
'n nompty"
"You've got a
small
nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"
nompty
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a nompty
May 30, 2016
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Nompty
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A person or
thing
that is partially
retarded
but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a
chode
or a small penis.
Best said in
Irish
Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-
teh
Examples:
"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit
cunt
"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"
Nompty
by
a nompty
May 30, 2016
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