kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period
little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah
by a ly August 14, 2006
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oakland doorknob

fisting someone's asshole
gave 'er the ol' oakland doorknob.... couldn't walk straight for weeks
by a ly August 12, 2006
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