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Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
by a dude, probably April 25, 2019

Informal
The white boy equivalent of "My nigga!"
Usually used in place of a name or title.
Infrequently used to represent a boyfriend or male companion, otherwise referred to as my mans.
Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.
The white boy equivalent of "My nigga!"
Usually used in place of a name or title.
Infrequently used to represent a boyfriend or male companion, otherwise referred to as my mans.
Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.
by a dude, probably August 3, 2019

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".
(u) Uncommonly used
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".
(u) Uncommonly used
1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
by a dude, probably November 20, 2019

by a dude, probably July 8, 2019

Slang for: not bad, not bad
When ur too lazy to spell out the fuggin word, so you gotta abbreviate it and double it for no reason in particular.
When ur too lazy to spell out the fuggin word, so you gotta abbreviate it and double it for no reason in particular.
by a dude, probably May 16, 2019

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.
Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.
by a dude, probably July 1, 2020

An old urban legend that states:
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
